|point that fucking finger up your ass
||[Jun. 11th, 2006|03:50 pm]
|||||Tool-"Hooker with a Penis"||]|
Another graduation today, with a twist.
One of the teachers tripped on the way out of the school, fell hard on to concrete after tripping over a rather large crack in the walkway.
I'm watching the procession march out of the school toward the tent where the ceremony was held, and suddenly people are running in my direction shouting "get a paramedic."
In the words of that "poparatzo" from the simpsons episode about Bobo, Mr. Burns' bear, "What a scoop!"
I walked toward the woman who had fallen, surrounded by fellow teachers or administrators, and made a few frames from about 30 feet away. I walked a few steps closer as the paramedics got there, and moved to get the paramedic's face clearly in the frame--you know, people helping people and such. Still about twenty feet away, an administrator/teacher walked up to me to tell me that I didn't want to take that picture. About that time, hecklers in the crowd started shouting similar remarks, with a few derrogatory comments about the Daily News. I assumed they were not avid readers of our particular brand of uncaring, in-your-face-with-a-wide-angle-and-a-flash type of journalism. With any luck, I ruined their experience at the graduation ceremony. This makes me very interested in a story about the people who so passionately hate the Daily News, who shoot me dirty looks when they overhear that I shoot for the Daily News. But then again, I am sickly humored by provoking illogical and close-minded people...or I just find stupid people very amusing. Reductio ad absurdum sounds like ever so good a life motto for these times.